Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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