I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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