she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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