he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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