If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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