Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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