That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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