ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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