STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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