but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
soo... how was my night?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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