Where is the hickey?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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