I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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