Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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