she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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