just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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