her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
