I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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