If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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