***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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