I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
