Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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