Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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