So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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