I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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