This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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