and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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