i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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