margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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