I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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