Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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