Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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