So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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