sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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