I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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