do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
