He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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