playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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