But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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