Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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