whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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