he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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