Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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