butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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