He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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