Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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