a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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