Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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