I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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