Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
sarcasm needs its own font
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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