the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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