So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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