my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't turn off my feet"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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