On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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